A gorgeous new Adult Only Resort in Cancun Riviera Maya

I am writing to you so soon, because I miss you and because I have an excellent deal for you.
You know how I always say, “you get what you pay for”? I was just laughing at this sweet young lady who wanted to know if her 2 star hotel at $60 per night was as nice as the 5 star hotel at $400 per night. She was serious, so I seriously asked her, “what do you think?” She didn’t know, so I proceeded to ask her if a KIA was as nice as a BMW. So Missy from Detroit, if by chance you are reading this, please call me so we can book your honeymoon at a 5 star resort for a 3 star price.
Now, the resort is the Valentin Imperial Maya just south of Cancun. It is still not cheap but honestly affordable, and for those of you with champagne tastes on beer budgets, please take advantage of this introductory sale the resort is having. I am not getting any money from the hotel, and I really have nothing to gain by passing this on to you, except that you will be our clients for life if you go to this resort.
My boss went a month ago but he is not objective, so when he came back raving about the Valentin, I didn’t take him seriously. Then he booked his son’s honeymoon there and I started to think that maybe it was nice. So I sent a friend. She just got back and I am telling you she and her husband are not easy. In fact, they are totally impossible. I didn’t even want to book their vacation, but I explained to them that the place was new and it might have a few kinks.
It did have a few kinks, but it was still nicer than any place they had ever gone in the Caribbean or Mexico.
The hotel is adults only and super nice. It is not that outrageously expensive, but worth every penny. By this time next year they will be charging double the price and it will be full of European’s with their strong Euros.
This is a perfect place for a honeymoon, a special occasion, a Valentine’s present (how poetic would that be), an “I’m sorry I was such a jerk” weekend, or a perfect place to spend your tax rebate on.
After you go, call me, and I’ll give you my address where you send me a big thank-you note. I’ll be waiting………..
Fondly, Beth